Directorate-General for Lunar & Maritime Cohesion · Horizon Lunar Cohesion Fund
LUNACY-2
Celestial Biodiversity Reduction Initiative
“A cleaner ocean. A warmer Latvia. Fewer questions.”
POWERED BY THE MOON. FUELLED BY FAST FASHION.
Funding request€47,382,000
LocationBaltic Sea – Strategic Latvian Deployment
Grant referenceHLC-2026-CBRI-047
Budget consumed€31,947,220
⚠ FICTIONAL SATIRE. LUNACY-2 is an imaginary concept for entertainment. It is not a real project or engineering design and is not affiliated with or endorsed by the European Union, any fashion retailer or the Republic of Latvia. All values are simulated in your browser. No fish, people or personal data are involved.
SYSTEM STATUSNOMINALMODENORMAL OPERATIONSIM CLOCK—TIDE—GRID EXPORT—HEAT TO RIGA—
POWERED BY THE MOON. FUELLED BY FAST FASHION.↻ Rotate your device for the full elevation.Hover or tap any subsystem for technical details · Keys 1–8 modes · Space pause · R reset · E emergency stop
SYSTEM STATUS: NOMINALALL SUBSYSTEMS WITHIN SELF-ASSESSED TOLERANCES
Baltic tidal range is naturally ~2 cm. LUNACY-2 applies Delegated Regulation LUN-2026/7, which amplifies it administratively. Phase initialised from the real Moon at page load, then accelerated.
Zodiac Control Module
SUBSYSTEM Z-CM · ALIGNMENT AUTOMATIC
ASTROLOGICAL OPERATIONAL EFFICIENCY
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Active sign
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Element
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Ruling subsystem
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Click any sign on the wheel to override the alignment manually. Overrides are logged and reviewed by the Committee on Celestial Governance.
Menstrual Synchronisation Observatory
SUBSYSTEM MSO · RESEARCH WORKSTATION RW-1 · —
Sync status
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Sync index
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Reference day
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Reference phase
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Lunar lag
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● Pink marker: simulated reference cycle (28 d)
● Cyan marker: lunar cycle (29.53 d)
Data source: SIMULATED reference model only. Personal data collected: NONE. Data transmitted: NONE. Observatory staff: 0. The hypothesis that anything here is synchronised with anything else remains, scientifically speaking, a hypothesis.
Fast Fashion Thermal Recovery & Heat Distribution
SUBSYSTEMS TRU-1 · HX-1 · DHN-RIGA
— MW delivered to Riga district heating
Clothing intake
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Furnace temperature
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Furnace thermal output
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Diesel exhaust heat (EGHR-1)
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Heat distribution efficiency
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Estimated delivered heat
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Riga households warmed
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Tidal Generation Array
SUBSYSTEMS T1-A · T1-B · T2 · DUCTED HAT Ø32 m
— MW electrical
T1-A
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T1-B
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T2
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Current direction
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Current speed
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Rotor speed (T1-A / T1-B / T2)
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Energy exported (session)
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Capacity factor
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Backup Diesel Generation DG-1
SUBSYSTEMS DG-1 · EGHR-1 · STATUS —
— MW electrical (diesel)
SHARE OF ELECTRICAL OUTPUT
Tidal —Diesel —
Grid demand (Latvia)
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Gap the tidal plant can’t cover
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Engine load
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Engine speed
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Exhaust heat to Riga (EGHR-1)
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Fuel on board
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Consumption
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CO₂ emissions
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Fuel cost (session)
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Running hours (“temporary”)
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Reported renewable share
100.0 %*
Added as an afterthought. DG-1 was not in the original design. It was bolted on through Change Order CO-117 after commissioning showed the plant was insufficient on its own and could not provide consistent output when demand is high. The Baltic has almost no tide, so DG-1 now runs almost all the time. *Its output is classified as “lunar backup” under Delegated Regulation LUN-2026/7, Annex IV (“the Moon was busy”). Exhaust heat is recovered by EGHR-1 and sold to Riga as “Baltic moonwarmth”.
Shift B Crew · Tasks & Reports
CLICK “REPORT” HERE, OR CLICK A CREW MEMBER IN THE FACILITY, TO REQUEST A STATUS REPORT
Floating Governance Office FGO-1
OMBUDSMAN · HR · COMPLIANCE · KPI OWNERSHIP · STAKEHOLDER ALIGNMENT · CLICK “MEMO” (OR A BUREAUCRAT IN THE OFFICE) FOR A MEMO